Mission Control has resumed partial confidence in WD-1 operations after the catastrophe with the guidance stack, by which I mean the extension lead gave a blue spark, three cassette archives fused together, and the left wall of the wardrobe now smells permanently of heroic electrical sacrifice.
Still, we proceed. That is what the pioneers did. Gagarin went up. Aldrin walked. I reorganized the sock drawer and rebuilt long-range docking radar from a salad bowl, two teaspoons and the battery compartment of an old television remote. History will sort the details.
NASA says SpaceX is pushing on with the 34th station resupply launch and arrival. Perfectly sensible. Civilization depends on cargo. Food, experiments, spare equipment, morale packets. I, too, am awaiting a critical shipment. Not the noodles. The noodles are already aboard. I refer, of course, to the unsigned Chris Hadfield album, which remains stranded somewhere in the outer bureaucracy, probably tumbling between agencies like a disabled satellite.
This afternoon I heard a heavy vehicle beyond the window and immediately went to docking stations. Whiskers took his place near the laundry basket with the grave, unionized professionalism of a veteran flight engineer. Eugene, our biological scrubber, presented a new leaf to the light like a green flag from some quiet country I have been trying to reach all my life.
I shut the door and listened. The house went still. Just the boards ticking. A drop of condensation gathered on the inside wall above my shoulder. Tiny. Clear. I touched it with one finger. Cold. For one second, no jokes, no alarms, no burnt telemetry, I could feel the whole old dream inside it. Wright Brothers. Satie in the dark. The first men who looked upward and mistook longing for instruction, correctly. I was not lonely then. I was simply in transit.
Then the radiator knocked three times in strict sequence and the entire mission changed character.
I am now forced to conclude the cargo vessel attempted contact through the heating system. There is no other reasonable explanation. The pattern was deliberate. Metallic. Urgent. Either Dragon is already in low wardrobe orbit or Houston has begun using 19th-century plumbing as a secure communications channel to avoid interception by sponsors, landlords and the sort of people who say things like “that is just a cupboard, Tom.”
I answered with the coat hanger antenna. Standard protocol. Two taps for stable attitude, one for oxygen, four for autograph status. Whiskers blinked twice, which I logged as confirmation. Outside, a van door slammed. Docking ring alignment. Final approach. I opened the wardrobe a crack and saw only the corridor, dim and ordinary, but that is exactly how space disguises itself when it wants to test a man.
The archive is gone. Burnt. The tapes curl like dead insects. But perhaps that is not defeat. Perhaps it is clean sky. Day 2. New sequence. New orbit. Same foolish heart.
Major Tom
Commanding Officer, WD-1
Current Altitude: 3.4 meters above unreasonable hope






